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disclaimer: this is the life and times of meredith r. mistletoe. i'm making a slight attempt to disguise my identity and hide things that i write about and pretend i don't feel things i do. but if you read this and i don't know you read it, then you read it at your own risk. and you should let me know you're reading it... especially because a lot of the time things need clarifying or aren't quite true anymore or etc etc etc.

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2006.01.25 11:37 a.m.

haha my knees are getting bad from not-moving. woah. that's pretty extreme.
bedsores are coming next.
the thing is that if i leave my house i will spend money. it's inevitable. and i just don't have any.
even transportation costs too much. it's silly. i wish i had money at the beginning of the month to spend on a metropass, because then i bet i could find way more fun free things to do. you know, like visit different neighborhoods and go see the sights and things.

yeah, like i'll ever leave the house.

yesterday just went downhill. i did a whooole lot of nothing. it was pretty extreme. i watched too much tv and played on the internet and ate.
there wasn't even anything on tv that i wanted to watch.

i tried to go to sleep at 11, since i had nothing else to do. but then nathan called (drunk) and bothered me for a bit. he wanted me to come out but leaving my bed seemed a little too much effort.
then niki called and then we talked for a really, really long time. because even two weeks seems like we haven't spoken in forever.
she says she might come her in february. and we'll have a valentines day date that involves wrecking things or decorating things. not sure yet.

i should go go up the cn tower. i still haven't done that yet. and i think i get to for free.

oooookay, i need to get stuff moving. i wish i could afford some painkillers, i've had a stagnant headache for 2 days.

this entry is misleading. i'm not sad or anything, i'm just... nothing. apathetic.

my cousin posted some random facts about stephen harper, and there's been some adding to them:

Stephen Harper owns a dragon.

Stephen Harper can cure gays just by looking at them.

Stephen Harper does a mean Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Sex with Stephen Harper cures lesbians. Too bad he's saving himself.

Stephen Harper would eat babies, but since he can't get near any, he just eats sperm.

Stephen Harper drinks his own blood.

Stephen Harper looks like one of those husky dogs who's maybe part wolf.

Stephen Harper wants to station Chuck Norris in the streets of our cities. Chuck. Norris.

Stephen Harper doesn't believe in gay marriage, but if George Bush proposed to him, his answer would be "Yes, yes, oh god, yes!"

I'd really, really like more additions to this list, so if you've got any, pass them on over here.

previously - and then

*oh random entry*

all the diarylands. - 2008.02.21
I move my head. - 2008.01.27
read the other one. - 2008.01.21
was Medium? - 2008-01-17
Or maybe I won't. - 2008.01.15

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