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disclaimer: this is the life and times of meredith r. mistletoe. i'm making a slight attempt to disguise my identity and hide things that i write about and pretend i don't feel things i do. but if you read this and i don't know you read it, then you read it at your own risk. and you should let me know you're reading it... especially because a lot of the time things need clarifying or aren't quite true anymore or etc etc etc.

note: potential employers: please do not judge me on my diaryland. that's lame.


2005.02.17 1:40 p.m.

i was woken in the night by touro playing guitar. i am not lying. priscilla lent me her reallyreally good (bad) guitar and i woke up because touro was pawing the strings, but repetitively. i think he might have magic powers and skills.
numchuck skillz.

i'm a really really good guitar player. i mean, sometimes i don't know any chords at all and sometimes i throw the guitar in fury but i'm a really really good guitar player.
i can't actually play guitar. at all. like no chords. but p put it into 'drop d' (or something, who the hell knows) and then i can bar shit and (or something) and then i can feel like i'm playing dress by p.j. harvey.
and that's hot.
i still have the smallest, least flexible hands ever. i should get some growth hormones put into my hands.

earings are no good unless they hit the collar bone.

i watched '40 days and 40 nights' last night. and it was mildly amusing. shannyn sossoman is easy to watch. that other guy - not so much. the scene with the flowers was really hot.

watching myself on tape today in john's class, i realized i have the fattest face ever. ew.

the other day in voiceover class i did a sweet commercial and roland said it was pretty pro and i said 'not a high pitched squeal?' and he said 'no, it's not at all unpleasant'. nicest thing anyone's ever said about it.

did you hear that they made a 'liger'??? did you? they did though. what the efffff? and apparantly a tigon. oh my god. i wonder if this is a joke. but there's a picture. i refer you here.

chris and i are going to see tegan and sara this weekend and we're excited. i wish that chris was the dancing type..but you win some you lose some.

i'm supposedly going to see the silver hearts with alisin. she's the dancing kind. i've never heard of this band so they better be good to deserve my hard-earned (given-to-me-by-the-government) money.

why are fries so delicious?

previously - and then

*oh random entry*

all the diarylands. - 2008.02.21
I move my head. - 2008.01.27
read the other one. - 2008.01.21
was Medium? - 2008-01-17
Or maybe I won't. - 2008.01.15

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