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disclaimer: this is the life and times of meredith r. mistletoe. i'm making a slight attempt to disguise my identity and hide things that i write about and pretend i don't feel things i do. but if you read this and i don't know you read it, then you read it at your own risk. and you should let me know you're reading it... especially because a lot of the time things need clarifying or aren't quite true anymore or etc etc etc.

note: potential employers: please do not judge me on my diaryland. that's lame.

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2003.03.06 11:45 p.m.

i'm on a diet! (okay, clarifying, diets go against my moral fibre (stupid fibre), and i hate them. i think that people have to stop identifying weight as ugly...etc..etc...i'm so self-righteous, blah blah.) andrea and leslie at b.s. joined gail's weight loss center. they are paying lots of money to get told what to eat. this irritates me, as they know what to eat..and how much to eat. it also irritates me that they're planning on losing 20 pounds. from where? these two aren't the fatest. in fact, they aren't fat at all. so i said i'm going to lose 20 pounds. and i'm going to diet too. they got very mad at me, and told me to go pay money and then they would tell me how to eat. i'm playing this for two reasons: a) to point of the rediculousness (gah) of this. and b) if i actually do lose weight it will be humorous seeing as i didn't pay any money. man, you're such a nasty jerk. yeah.

i just hate people on diets. i realize that i should find a more productive way of disagreeing than hating...but it takes the least amound of time and thought and effort.

i worked from 12 to 9 today. i haven't worked that long in a while. it's boring. Boring. i helped raise money to stop violence against women, and stood around a lot. sometimes i moved a product around. luckily nicole and her friend blank came in. and then i harrassed them. then maggi, sam, jana, and amy came in and i gave them all some shimmer eye shadows. not to keep, i just put it on their eyes. maggi's was the best, but they all looked spectacular. brilliant! none of them donated to stop violence against women. none. i hope they all get beat. yeah.

i really like working with kristin, especially in the evenings, she's fun. and the time goes by a little quicker. kristin is a very well put-together woman. young woman. i enjoy her quirkyness. she's going to england and spain in month or so. i hate people who go on trips. i hate you.

i got "all about my mother" from the library. it's an awesome awesome movie. great. if you want to watch it with me, you should.

i'm excited to do pictures with matt dean. i like matt and pictures. this=awesome. i was also excited when i got to listen to tegan and sara at work. and when we listened to john mayer. ookay, i hated the song too, until i saw how cute he is. what a dork! i love him. at the grammys the way his little knee was going. ah, little knee.

i am constantly dressed in black, i am a shroud, a funeral. i am restriction and boredom. i am not luminous enough to be night. i want to buy clothes in some other colour. i need a new job.

i constantly have dry skin (taken care of by b.s.), and dry nipples. probably because they're beer flavoured.

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read the other one. - 2008.01.21
was Medium? - 2008-01-17
Or maybe I won't. - 2008.01.15

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